HR Nightmares
Tee
Tee
HR Nightmares Tee
Deadpan mark. Fluorescent green on black.
$XXPLACEHOLDER
Merch
Merch
Merch placeholders. Add to cart and demo checkout work in-browser — no Stripe, no real charges.
Reply-All
Was A Mistake
Was A Mistake
Reply-All Tee
Ep2 energy on cotton.
$XXPLACEHOLDER
Mailroom
Hoodie
Hoodie
Mailroom Hoodie
Heavyweight. Smug logo. Panic optional.
$YYPLACEHOLDER
Live on
the PA
the PA
Live on the PA Hoodie
For when the whole floor heard it.
$YYPLACEHOLDER
M&G
Dad Cap
Dad Cap
M&G Dad Cap
Embroidered mark. Low profile.
$ZZPLACEHOLDER
Sticker
Pack
Pack
Office Panic Sticker Pack
Same family as the Fans welcome freebie — shop SKU for extras.
$APLACEHOLDER
Visual cart only — confirmation message, no payment.
Order confirmed (demo)
Thanks — this is a fake confirmation. Nothing was charged, nothing will ship. Cartoon merch placeholders only.
Member discount (later): Optional small Fans / Nightmares discount may apply at go-live — shown as a note only here, not live pricing logic.
Nightmares seasonal credit ($Z PLACEHOLDER) would apply toward merch when checkout exists.